"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian)

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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humorful:

if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: jordansparrish)

penguin-warrior:

Follow me ; I follow back {

penguin-warrior:

Follow me ; I follow back

wreckingmalik:

LONGEST VERSION

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(Source: mohawklliam)