apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin)

heart:

africandad:

awkwardvaq:

the other day i was so upset and sad but then I found tumblr user heart and my whole day became perfect

omg I love her blog, no matter what it always makes my day and i can never stop laughing

aw you guys are so sweet :) thank you

euo:

"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan
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euo:

"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

  • me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
  • hair: no
  • family: no
  • school: no
  • life: no
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(Source: mavs-rt)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 
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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

You are my life now.

Stephenie MeyerTwilight (via feellng)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin