"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
when kids stare at you for a long time
if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
Follow me ; I follow back
Finding a typo in a book
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/